“I just don’t like exercising.”（我只是不喜欢锻炼。）我有些无语，罗伯特到底在想什么，难道要我承认自己身体弱鸡吗？
“Oh, this must be from when Uncle Robert just joined the military. Looks like he was already starting to lose his hair.”（哦，这是罗伯特叔叔刚去当兵的时候吧，已经开始掉头发了哈）冰冰看着已经播放到罗伯特军旅时期的电子相册开口道，她显然是要转移话题。
“Oh, this must be from when Uncle Robert just joined the military. Looks like he was already starting to lose his hair.”（没办法，雄性激素分泌过于旺盛的人就是容易脱发）罗伯特边说边摸了摸他头顶中央光秃秃的地中海。
真的是癫，连脱发都能找到吹牛的角度。 画面上又连着闪过几张罗伯特被授勋的照片，我低着头只盼这一切能早点结束，冰冰却突然惊叹道：“What’s this? It looks like East Asia!”（这是什么？怎么好像在东亚？）
我抬起头，那是一张他靠在一辆悍马车上的照片。他的身边站着两个东亚长相的漂亮姑娘，一个身穿迷彩短裙，笔直匀称的长腿特别吸睛，身材曲线完美得像是漫画中走出来的一般，另一个有着甜美微笑的姑娘则穿着清凉的吊带裙，露出光溜溜的肩膀和锁骨。两人一左一右地依偎在罗伯特身上，罗伯特则手插着袋随意地靠在车上，看起来十分松弛。
“This was taken when Robert was stationed in South Korea.”（ 这是在罗伯特在韩国驻扎的时候拍的）我说，那是我在给他做电子相册的时候发现的照片，一共有上百张，几乎每一张的女主都不同，我挑了一些放到电子相册里，本想让我妈看看他是什么人的，结果却被他轻松地……
"Yeah, those were my glory days in Korea! About a year after the Gulf War ended, I got stationed there, As for these two..."（对，这可是我驻韩时期的风光日子！海湾战争结束后一年，我就被派到韩国驻扎了。她们是……）罗伯特皱了皱眉头，"The one on the left might be Ji-young? I can’t really remember the other one’s name, but I think she was a flight attendant." （左边那个好像叫智英吧？右边那个我记不太清了，但我记得她是做空姐的）
"You don’t remember?" （记不清了）冰冰忍不住问，"They look pretty close to you, and you can’t even recall their names?" （她们看起来和你关系这么亲密，你竟然连名字都记不清了）
"Come on, there was so much going on back then. Who can remember everyone?" （嗨，那会儿的事太多了，谁能记住每一个人）罗伯特毫不在意地摆了摆手，他的回答依旧像当年一样无耻，"Names don’t matter. What matters is that they were great girls, and they treated me very well." （这都不重要，重要的是她们都是好女孩，对我特别好）
“Or maybe there were just too many girls,”（我看是姑娘太多了吧）我忍不住吐槽道。
罗伯特哈哈一笑，没正面回答，照片继续切换。这次是一张夜晚的派对照，罗伯特站在酒吧的角落里，在昏暗的灯光下他和一名身穿紧身牛仔裤的女孩拥吻在一处。那女孩的身材性感到让人移不开眼，紧身牛仔裤把她修长的大腿与完美的臀线都展露无遗。背景里还有两个两离得很近穿着亮片短裙的姑娘，满面红晕的二人偷偷地用余光瞄着正在热吻的二人，你可以从她们的眼神里读出羡慕的情绪。
"I remember this one! It was at some club by the Han River. She was a singer there, It felt just like a dream back then." （我记得这里是汉江边的某个俱乐部，她好像是俱乐部的驻唱歌手，那时候简直像梦一样）罗伯特感慨万分，"those girls were crazy about me）（那些女孩们对我疯狂极了。）
"You certainly had... quite the colorful life back then," （你那时候的生活确实还挺……丰富多彩的）冰冰的嘴角微微抽动，显然不知道该如何评价眼前这位长辈的“辉煌岁月”。
" Of course! It wasn’t really about my life being colorful—it’s because the girls all loved a free spirit. " （当然！其实不是我的生活丰富多彩，而是姑娘们都爱自由的灵魂）罗伯特越来越得意， "You’ve got to understand, they were free too. I never tied them down. They loved white guys and had a thing for American soldiers. Maybe it’s because they know who’s protecting them from being enslaved by commie scum. " （你得明白，她们也是自由的，我从来不禁锢她们，她们都很喜欢白人，对美国军人有特别的兴趣。也许是因为她们知道是谁在保护她们免受共产主义杂种的奴役。）